When you get stuck in a 5* hotel in Abu Dhabi:

1) eat everything you possibly can at the gourmet buffet because life is about having no regrets.

2) rent a swimming costume that is two sizes too big for you and swim on the roof terrace because life is about having no regrets.

3) take a dump whilst calling down to reception on the bathroom phone.

4) have a lot of fun on the bidet.

5) lie naked in the queen size bed lit up by the city lights and forgive anyone that’s ever wronged you.


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